Wednesday, August 6, 2014

The TEN signs you are [not] ready for your first triathlon




If you're feeling positive - read all the way through without reading the paranethesis sections. If you want a little humor and light heartened negativity - read straight through with the omitted sections, too. 


10. You've been planning [the cuteness of] your outfit and laid it out weeks ago. 

9. You've been [talking about] training for a triathlon all summer.

8. You are ready for transitions because you have practiced [putting a sparkle skirt on over wet spandex]. 

7. You have swam, biked and ran your ass off [at the waterpark and on a beach cruiser]. 

6. You are so glad you [only] signed up for a [sprint] triathlon. 

5. You have your kit [kats] packed. 

4. You are [not] confident in wearing spandex while a professional photographer is on stand by. 

3. All you can think about is [the finish of] your triathlon. 

2. You are [freaking out and not] looking forward to running without music and a run pace tracker. 

1. You are [1/3] confident you've got this triathlon locked in.


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1 comment:

  1. Very witty Sara. Especially liked this one: "You have your kit [kats] packed."

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